Well, I called up Maybelline ‘cause she’s got a nice butt
I asked her if she wants to take a ride in my truck
She said, “You’re drunk!” and I said, “So what?”
Then I rolled up to her place, I really hope she’s down to fuck

Truck, truck, truck, truck
We all drive trucks and we all own trucks
Well, I got a truck and you got a truck
Let’s take ‘em on a rip, we’re gonna fuck shit up

I got a beer in my hand and my dog in the back
And my girl at my side, and I’m feelin’ pretty stacked
Now the rain's coming down and we're spinnin' in the mud
I got the wind in my hair and a mean half chub

Truck, truck, truck, truck
We all drive trucks and we all own trucks
Well, I got a truck and you got a truck
Let’s take ‘em on a rip, we’re gonna fuck shit up

Now we’re flyin’ through the woods, really kickin’ up dirt
Maybelline’s a-bouncin’ in her itty-bitty shirt
Gonna giver some hard, see if I can make her scream
And when she yells, “Slow down!” I know what she really means

She means truck, truck, truck, truck
Daddy, go faster in your big bad truck
Hell yes pretty lady, you know that you’re in luck
‘Cause we’s a-gunnin’ for fun in my one-ton truck

Well, at the end of the night, it’s campfire and whiskey
My dog’s gettin’ tired and my girl’s gettin’ frisky
She says, “Bedtime,” but she means, “Let’s fuck!”
And now we’re blastin’ Free Bird from the cab of my truck

Truck, truck, truck, truck
Makin’ sweet love in the bed of my truck
Balls deep in my broad and we’re underneath the stars
Laughin’ at the tools drivin’ minivans and cars

Well, there’s drivin’ in your truck, haulin' in your truck
Towin' with your truck, plowin' with your truck
Sleepin' in your truck, drinkin' in your truck
And if you ain’t doin’ that, you best be workin’ on yer truck!

Truck, truck, truck, truck
We all drive trucks and we all own trucks
Well, I got a truck and you got a truck
Let’s take ‘em on a rip. we’re gonna fuck shit up