Gotta work tomorrow at eight Pretty sure I'm gonna be late Cause I'm in the drunk tank! Yeah yeah! I'm in the drunk tank! It started out so innocent We all got dressed up and went Out to the Mother, Jugs & Speed show When the crowd started to dance Well, I took off my fuckin' pants With wine and beer and smokes, I am aglow Everything was lookin' blurry But you know I never worry After all, it's just a misdemeanour Then we got into the gin And the room started to spin The liquor always makes me so much meaner Gotta work tomorrow at eight Pretty sure I'm gonna be late Cause I'm in the drunk tank! Yeah yeah! I'm in the drunk tank! The next thing that I knew This frat boy lookin' douche Was makin' that old creepy face at me He was lookin' at me funny And I didn't have bail money Who cares?! I punched him square in his goatee It was just a bit of fun Til someone called 911 And the paddy wagon rolled up to the bar I was caught, so I said fuck it And I told the cops to suck it They handcuffed me and stuffed me in the car Gotta work tomorrow at eight Pretty sure I'm gonna be late Cause I'm in the drunk tank! Yeah yeah! I'm in the drunk tank! How did I end up here again? I swear it wasn't me, it was my friends You'd think I would learn from my mistakes Now it's morning and I've got the fuckin' shakes Gotta work tomorrow at eight Pretty sure I'm gonna be late Cause I'm in the drunk tank! Yeah yeah! I'm in the drunk tank! Gotta work tomorrow at eight Pretty sure I'm gonna be late Cause I'm in the drunk tank! Yeah yeah! I'm in the drunk tank! Again! I'm in the drunk tank! Oh fuck! I'm in the drunnnnnnnnnk taaaaaaaaank.

Well, I called up Maybelline ‘cause she’s got a nice butt I asked her if she wants to take a ride in my truck She said, “You’re drunk!” and I said, “So what?” Then I rolled up to her place, I really hope she’s down to fuck Truck, truck, truck, truck We all drive trucks and we all own trucks Well, I got a truck and you got a truck Let’s take ‘em on a rip, we’re gonna fuck shit up I got a beer in my hand and my dog in the back And my girl at my side, and I’m feelin’ pretty stacked Now the rain's coming down and we're spinnin' in the mud I got the wind in my hair and a mean half chub Truck, truck, truck, truck We all drive trucks and we all own trucks Well, I got a truck and you got a truck Let’s take ‘em on a rip, we’re gonna fuck shit up Now we’re flyin’ through the woods, really kickin’ up dirt Maybelline’s a-bouncin’ in her itty-bitty shirt Gonna giver some hard, see if I can make her scream And when she yells, “Slow down!” I know what she really means She means truck, truck, truck, truck Daddy, go faster in your big bad truck Hell yes pretty lady, you know that you’re in luck ‘Cause we’s a-gunnin’ for fun in my one-ton truck Well, at the end of the night, it’s campfire and whiskey My dog’s gettin’ tired and my girl’s gettin’ frisky She says, “Bedtime,” but she means, “Let’s fuck!” And now we’re blastin’ Free Bird from the cab of my truck Truck, truck, truck, truck Makin’ sweet love in the bed of my truck Balls deep in my broad and we’re underneath the stars Laughin’ at the tools drivin’ minivans and cars Well, there’s drivin’ in your truck, haulin' in your truck Towin' with your truck, plowin' with your truck Sleepin' in your truck, drinkin' in your truck And if you ain’t doin’ that, you best be workin’ on yer truck! Truck, truck, truck, truck We all drive trucks and we all own trucks Well, I got a truck and you got a truck Let’s take ‘em on a rip. we’re gonna fuck shit up

We live in a duplex and our neighbours are sellin’ crack We gotta sing real quiet so they don’t stab us in the back Thugs peepin’ in the window, weirdos knockin’ on the door But it’s still better than the place we lived before Shady neighbourhood, shady neighbourhood Shady neighbourhood, we live in a shady neighbourhood Shady neighbourhood, shady neighbourhood Shady neighbourhood, we live in a shady neighbourhood I’m nervous walkin’ down the street as soon as it gets dark I was once mistaken for a hooker in the park There’s garbage on the front lawn and the driveway’s full of muck The front porch smells like cabbage, yeah, these neighbours really suck Shady neighbourhood, shady neighbourhood Shady neighbourhood, we live in a shady neighbourhood Shady neighbourhood, shady neighbourhood Shady neighbourhood, we live in a shady neighbourhood

I’m a-gonna eat a lot of junk food tonight I’m a-gonna eat a lot of junk food tonight I’m a-gonna eat a lot of junk food I’m a-gonna eat a lot of junk food I’m a-gonna eat a lot of junk food tonight I ain’t got no plans for tonight But I’ll stay in, it’s all right I got no plans to go out dancin’ And there’ll be no romancin’ I’m a-gonna eat a lot of junk food tonight There’ll be no, no drinkin’ tonight Not until it is light outside There’ll be no drinkin’ and no schmoozin’, No gamblin’ and no losin’ I’m a-gonna eat a lot of junk food tonight Pirate cookies, Jalapeno Cheetos Skittles, M&Ms and Ranch Doritos Penny candies, Fuzzy Peaches, Giant meat sticks Oh sweet jesus! A lot of junk food tonight Just gonna lay around tonight Even though my house is a sight Just gonna kick up my feet and take a seat And eat a lot of junk food tonight I'm a-gonna eat a lot of junk food tonight Gonna sit on my ass, but it's alright Not gonna stop at just one bite I’m a-gonna eat a lot of junk food tonight

My head literally exploded When I seen you at the liberry with her Thought I'd nip it in the butt But it was a mute point I guess it’s just a doggy dog world It was Valentime’s Day, I was head over hills They say abstinence makes the heart grow fonder You told a bald faced lie, yeah you took me for granite Call it six of one, eight of another My head literally exploded When I seen you at the liberry with her Thought I'd nip it in the butt But it was a mute point I guess it’s just a doggy dog world I don’t know if you’ve heard But I’m the whole kitten caboodle And I could care less what you think Well, supposably, you’ve turned three-sixty degrees But irregardless, to me you’re still a dink My head literally exploded When I seen you at the liberry with her Thought I'd nip it in the butt But it was a mute point I guess it’s just a doggy dog world I was on tender hooks when you got too big for your bridges Well, it turns out that you was just a coward You ain’t nothin’ to ride home about, so sorry for your lost But buddy, you got it bass-ackwards My head literally exploded When I seen you at the liberry with her Thought I'd nip it in the butt But it was a mute point I guess it’s just a doggy dog I'm told it’s just a doggy dog God knows it’s just a doggy dog world