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lyrics
Pants are dumb, jeans are jail, pants are dumb, jeans are jail
Pants are dumb, jeans are jail, pants are dumb, jeans are jail
Let my girl get some air, it's really hot under there
Let her breathe, if you please, those skirts come off with such ease
These pants are prison, lord set me free
My muffin top's about to pop, I need relief
My thighs and calves are screamin' out
Let's stop this nonsense, let 'em out
Me arse 'n' cooter long to feel the breeze
Let's save them from this life of misery
Pants are dumb, jeans are jail, pants are dumb, jeans are jail
My camel toe ain't on the low, don't restrict me down below
Shorts treat me a little better, 'less I'm faced with some bad weather
These pants are prison, lord set me free
My muffin top's about to pop, I need relief
My thighs and calves are screamin' out
Let's stop this nonsense, let 'em out
Me arse 'n' cooter long to feel the breeze
Let's save them from this life of misery
Pants are dumb, jeans are jail, pants are dumb, jeans are jail
Box is mighty sweaty, sticky, guess we'll have to skip the quickie
Think it's time to burn my panties, fuck that thong up in my fanny
These pants are prison, lord set me free
My muffin top's about to pop, I need relief
My thighs and calves are screamin' out
Let's stop this nonsense, let 'em out
Me arse 'n' cooter long to feel the breeze
Let's save them from this life of misery
Pants are dumb, jeans are jail, pants are dumb, jeans are jail
Jeans are jail, pants are dumb, skirts are nice and so's yer bum
Shorts are fun both day and night, tights are pants with cellulite
Tits are proof God's a dude, bras are bullshit, fuck them too (fuck them too!)
Ditch your trousers, kick the habit now
Drop your panties, ladies shout it out
Guys hate pants too, you should let 'em swing
Down with pants now, everybody sing
These pants are prison, lord set me free
My muffin top's about to pop, I need relief
My thighs and calves are screamin' out
Let's stop this nonsense, let 'em out
Me arse 'n' cooter long to feel the breeze
Let's save them from this life of misery
Let's save them from this life of misery
credits
from Sorry Mom,
released July 21, 2018
Written and performed by The Galpines
Produced by The Galpines & Don Levandier
Audio engineer Don Levandier
If you enjoy your honky-tonk on the bawdy side, this all-female, crass-country, hyphen-lovin’ comedy-band from the shady
neighbourhoods of Moncton, NB will be right up your alley. Their rich four-part harmonies take centre stage in anthems about binge drinking, baby heckling, and bad credit....more
