My head literally exploded
When I seen you at the liberry with her
Thought I'd nip it in the butt
But it was a mute point
I guess it’s just a doggy dog world

It was Valentime’s Day, I was head over hills
They say abstinence makes the heart grow fonder
You told a bald faced lie, yeah you took me for granite
Call it six of one, eight of another

My head literally exploded
When I seen you at the liberry with her
Thought I'd nip it in the butt
But it was a mute point
I guess it’s just a doggy dog world

I don’t know if you’ve heard
But I’m the whole kitten caboodle
And I could care less what you think
Well, supposably, you’ve turned three-sixty degrees
But irregardless, to me you’re still a dink

My head literally exploded
When I seen you at the liberry with her
Thought I'd nip it in the butt
But it was a mute point
I guess it’s just a doggy dog world

I was on tender hooks when you got too big for your bridges
Well, it turns out that you was just a coward
You ain’t nothin’ to ride home about, so sorry for your lost
But buddy, you got it bass-ackwards

My head literally exploded
When I seen you at the liberry with her
Thought I'd nip it in the butt
But it was a mute point
I guess it’s just a doggy dog
I'm told it’s just a doggy dog
God knows it’s just a doggy dog world