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Dog > Baby

from Sorry Mom by The Galpines

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lyrics

People always asking me
When you gonna settle down, get married
Buy a house, buy a car
All the happy people are
Startin' families, makin' babies
Why aren't you?

Wake up through the night, too lazy
Changing diapers, no, can't pay me
Screamin', cryin', gonna drive me crazy
My dog is better than your baby

I see them in the grocery store
Ragin' toddlers on the floor
Sticky hands, grubby face
Screamin' while their parents beg
Please stop cryin', they're all starin'
What can I do?

Wake up through the night, too lazy
Changing diapers, no, can't pay me
Screamin', cryin', gonna drive me crazy
My dog is better than your baby

I know when I go out at night
My dog she's gonna be alright
Get real drunk, come home late
She don't judge, her tail still wags
What's the meanin' of all this breedin'?
Should I make one too? (FUCK NO!)

Wake up through the night, too lazy
Changing diapers, no, can't pay me
Screamin', cryin', gonna drive me crazy

Pressure from your parents? Throw a baby at it!
Nothin' new on Netflix? Throw a baby at it!
Want more likes on Insta? Throw a baby!
My dog is better than your baby

Marriage sorta rocky? Throw a baby at it!
Feeling kinda lonely? Throw a baby at it!
Want that federal money? Throw a baby!
My dog is better than your baby

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from Sorry Mom, released July 21, 2018
Written and performed by The Galpines (feat. Lyndsay Godley)
Produced by The Galpines & Don Levandier
Audio engineer Don Levandier

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The Galpines Moncton, New Brunswick

If you enjoy your honky-tonk on the bawdy side, this all-female, crass-country, hyphen-lovin’ comedy-band from the shady neighbourhoods of Moncton, NB will be right up your alley. Their rich four-part harmonies take centre stage in anthems about binge drinking, baby heckling, and bad credit. ... more

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